I just ate a whole box of pizza. I deserve one of these.
I can relate to milhouse.
I realized I was content with who I am As a person when I got called into an office to watch a .gif of a lady getting cake slapped onto her booty
Ah fuck man
(Source: xxbecstarrittaxx, via leskuh)
Ladies, don’t let hunxxx fool you with that fake swag shit. My pops was straight nailing it since 13. Check out the pout and the red vest.
I’m apartment sitting on Central Park west next weekend. Gonna get classy wasted (jug wine) and wear a fascinator.
FUCK YOU, BEANS!
Oh hell yea Mimi!
(Source: bullshit-time, via calicen)
Very adult toothbrush
This is a big issue in my life right now.