Barfing Arts

Eat shit and die...WITH A VEGENCE   Eat shit and die!   I like not wearing pants.
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fyspringfield:

I just ate a whole box of pizza. I deserve one of these. 

I can relate to milhouse.

— 21 hours ago with 360 notes
I’m proud of me being me.

I realized I was content with who I am As a person when I got called into an office to watch a .gif of a lady getting cake slapped onto her booty

— 1 day ago with 4 notes
#not a bit 
Ladies, don’t let hunxxx fool you with that fake swag shit. My pops was straight nailing it since 13. Check out the pout and the red vest.

Ladies, don’t let hunxxx fool you with that fake swag shit. My pops was straight nailing it since 13. Check out the pout and the red vest.

— 2 days ago with 1 note

I’m apartment sitting on Central Park west next weekend. Gonna get classy wasted (jug wine) and wear a fascinator.

— 3 days ago with 3 notes
premiumbounce:

FUCK YOU, BEANS!

Oh hell yea Mimi!

premiumbounce:

FUCK YOU, BEANS!

Oh hell yea Mimi!

(via thechrisgethardshow)

— 3 days ago with 40 notes
Very adult toothbrush

Very adult toothbrush

— 3 days ago with 1 note
This is a big issue in my life right now.

This is a big issue in my life right now.

— 3 days ago with 1 note